Hair cuts can be awkward...

The first day of a haircut is very awkward.  Your hair isn't used to being combed a new way because it spent the last few months doing something else. It's trained.

So when you get a hair cut and it's all short and new, your hair doesn't wanna be shaped into that new position.  So it looks awkward and weird. .. kinda like a teenager going through puberty.

So needless to say.. my hair went through puberty today.  Tomorrow it will look less awkward and possibly grow into a man.  And by "grow into a man" I mean.. it's totally gonna get some vanginer.

Oh yes.